My Love n Lust Rant Space

My mommy asked me to update her blog 2nite bcos she's been busy or buat buat bz memorizing lines for tmrow suprise performance. What pformance? Ehhh, did i told u 'suprise performance', didn't i? Tunggu sajalah mommy blog bout it l8tr. If she does la. Hik hik.

Can i mengata my mommy? Can la. U guys wanna hear it or not? Yes, no, yes, no, yes laa because i said so. Haha

When mommy back from Giant, she looked so sad. Then i asked her why? She said, she hate her self because she couldn't fit into one new baju dat's she really berkenan. She wanna wear it tmrow. Jdnya mommy x beli, sebab she said when she sarungkan dat baju, she looks like sarung nangka or even worse like karung guni. I don't know what is sarung nangka but i do know karung guni, because our kibbles are in 24kgs guni bag.

She said dat she's goin to diet fter Ramadhan. Lame

Is it dejavu? Bcos i heard it b4. I thinks she said the same masa nak raya laz year. Kesiannn. Ngeh ngeh ngeh

I think she better put herself in diet before she put me on diet. When she's dietting, aderkerworddietting nih? nvm la, it's mean less food, less food less money, less money for her, more money for me, more money, more kibbles. Wahhh, i like it, brilliant one. Does i sounds like Cruella? Hey guys, i'm not the one yang akan sarungkan baju, she is. So she kena kuatkan semangat. I will support her by munching kibbles as much as i can, so dat's she have to buy my food more, n less hers. Bad Paris

Pls support my mommy to diet. Start abis raya, when she asked u guys to go to William, Murni, Syed, buffet ker, don't go. Pls don't. Give excuses. Kao kao one. Like u guys have dinner aledi or u guys also diet to simpan duit to get hitch nx year.

Deal? deal la.

Have to ciao now. Having supper before bedtime.

Meow

Assalamualaikum semuaaa n hye olls

Hari ni saya budak baik, saya posa, stlh 5 hari saya p jepun :p

Saya rs lepas bulan Ramadhan ni saya kena posa lagi. Posa ganti n posa duit. Sebab saya nak beli nih. Sila lihat dibwh.

Ok, saya hitung yer. Perkiraan ni tak memerlukan saya mendapatkan sijil chartered. Org ckp perkiraan pakai jari jer. Heheheeh, ngehhh, larikkkkkk

Saya makan

- rm10/day

Harga Kelepet di atas ialah rm5000+-

so saya kena x makan dlm

- rm5000/10 = 500days
- 500days = 1year n 135 days saya kena diet n posa

Jd saya akan dpt Kelepet, dlm tahun 2010. Wah wah wah, Kelepet pon dah kembang kalau 2gu saya selama itu. Mati laaa Kelepet. Poor me, sob sob

Ok, saya akan menabung sehari selepas habis bulan Syawal. Wish me luck yer. Siannnn

Hehehehehehe, ader lagiiii

Kenal x sape nih? Ni Boy Goerge, ni Boy, he's declared himself as self invited guest to my crib n now becoming a permenant residence.

Every morning, b4 i p keje, kais pagi makan pagi, kais ptg mkn ptg, dia akan dtg ke porch n wat muka mcm di bwh. Ohhh so sweet. How can i resist to pat or headbutting such an adorable muka besar camni. Kesian tgk dia, meow meow lapar.

Feeding dis muka besar, bermakna i have to spend more on kibbles. Tapi xpo, kucingkan binatang kesayangan Nabi Muhammad S.A.W, sekurang kurangnya bila kita mati, dia kan merindui kita, kalau anjing, bila kita mati dia akan gali kubur n amek tulang kita buat main n gigit. Haha.