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Baru sampai kota metropolitan selepas 5 hari menghirup udara segar di kampung * rindu kampunggg, T-T

Speaking of hirup udara, i think i like to put it as 'hidu/bau' udara, sebab it's weird la to hirup udara, kalau hirup air ke sup ke make sense jugak kan, haha, nvm leiii

One of my so so solid reason y am not updating so frequently, is YOUTUBE!!

Yes utube,

I glued to utube, kesimpulannya i am a big fan

Nak cari video apa pon boleh, semua ader, since my kind opis do not provide me a speaker, i have to d/l those vid n watch it at home

This time i wanna share my fav utube stars

What i like bout them are, they're normal people with normal daily job but with huge talent, that's BIG ok,


Ok let's start wit our beauty star: Michelle Phan

Her videos are about makeup tutorial

She provide easy-to-follow techniques and penggunaan brg2 makeup yg minimal n berpatutan
One thing for sure i like bout her videos is, the way she 'blend' her voice, video/picture/text/graphic n background music

Tak mcm org lain, sambil makeup sambil ckp lepas tu siap brag pulak

'Ooo, M.A.C eyeliner is easy to apply, but i ran out of it, so i used Nars dis time'

blah la wei

Ok, here's my fav: Makeup for glasses



Ok bila dah pandai makeup tu apa lagi, sila melaram or lepas geram

Rakamla apa yg anda pandai lakukan spt cth video di bwh ini


Our 2nd star is: Rin on the Rox

* Their utube a/c has been suspended due to violation n copyright apa jadah tah

Rin on the Rox consists of two great pinoy lady. They live in USA n work as waitress at chinese restaurant.

Erin is on the left n Roxanne is on the right. No, they are not a twin, they r just bestie who likes to sing in bathroom,n they'r taken, sorry guyss

They have appeared on Ellen's and their vidoes is the most subsribe in music category

My fav: Us againts the world



Video dah tgk, sekarang nak rakam sendiri la pulak nyanyian

Alih2 x sedap, ader yg kutuk. Xpe xpe, sekarang ni kita bukan saja boleh menaip tuk lepas perasaan, kite je boleh ber vlog


Our 3rd Rantingbukan ranting pokok Queen is: CommunityChannel/Natalie

Natalie, i respectsuspek u

She recorded her videos in public n all the characters played by her, xde malu langsung heh
It's my honour to give u an Oscar for ur rambling acting skill, boleh kalah pelakon pelakon sedia ada
Her accent is sexy, she pronounce 'tuesday' as 'cheeseday', haha, funny but yet sexxyy

Dear friends, pls enjoy the video

CommunityChannel: I can dance




* Kadok, tahniah sudah jadi daddy


Sekadar gambar hiasan. Dia seorang doktor, anda bagaimana, penagihkah? Credit: Izyan

Dis is an extended thread for my previous entry

Sumone is not happy with my argument bout orientation yg belok
For me, kalau x setuju, don't jejak or dun type my blog url kat IE, firefox, google chrome or watvea ass ur using

Did i suruh everybody in the whole world to setuju wit me?
NO

Nada

Yilek - btol ke eja? belasah

Kalau org x kacau kita, jgn la kita susah2 nak kaco org, kalau nak kaco gak cuba la p kacau gulai masa maulidulrasul hari tuh, dpt gak pahala

Or kalau xde keja selain sibuk psl org, duk kutuk org, p la wat keje kebajikan kat SPCA ke, MAKNA ke, kutip derma tuk pembinaan masjid ke skolah pondok, plg tidak pon, kalau xde keje, wat bdo saje, easy

Or shud i send these kind of peps to TimorLeste, biar kena cencang idop2, baru la mati syahid kan

Last few weeks, masa i bersiap nak p keje, ader satu perbualan between a caller n KakVee SuriaFM

Caller: KakVee ni lelaki ke perempuan? duh

KakVee: I dilahirkan lelaki tapi berhatikan wanita *kelaszz KakVee berani mati jawapan dia

as if, kalau org tanya i

Si retard: Abby, u pakai baju size apa ek?

Aku: I wear XL, how bout u? Ass/S?

Bak kata Saniboey, Keep It Cool!!!!

susah susah aje


I marah nih, marah nih (imagine muka i tgh marah)bolehkah?


Credit: FOX and google images


So what? what the fucking big fuss bout his orientation? for me as long as he can sing, i dun really care bout other things

My BFF is gay, i love him wit all my heart. He always will be my shoulder to cry on and the one dat i can count in any situation


I love reading 'Gays' blogs, ImahFM, Meriahuoll, Fiebie, ok, they are more to drag queen, but they are successfull and 'colourful' compared to y'all straigh8!!

What about Perez Hilton and Ellen Degeneres? btol ke aku eja nama Ellen tuh, belasah...
I envy them.

Do i need to list all of them here?

Sure not

Nanti ader yg borong dildo pulak lepas nih

I marah ni marah nih.....

Apa kata kite p beli makeup
Pastu makeup smoky eyes aka make up hantu



Pastu boleh la kite g gig
Menyengal ngan Frequency Cannon
Rawk On




Disclaimer: I'm not gay yet alhamdulillah