Mahsuri bukan Patung Kertas

Seramm gak aku tgk gamba ni
Credit: AmyIkram, upcoming director, 1st film 'Comolot', kelass tajuk film ko

So yeah, 2 nite am going to watch 'Patung Kertas 2' with goodfrenzss at Matic

A theater bout PLU

N maybe tmrow nite, i will try to shoot my self to Istana Budaya for 'Mahsuri'

* apsal akuberblog mcm bertwitter? hmmmmm

Pak belalang di Aurora

As salam

i know it's tuesday but i still want to rant about AF7 concert lazweek
Juz a simple review from my opinion

Akim vs Aril
They both sung songs from Estranged

Akim: Aurora
Aril: Yang Pernah

Dari segi:

Ke-poyo- an: Ni xyah ckp la memang Aril poyo abis, bukan ke setiap konsert dia mmg mcm. Sebab dia poyo dia terlupa yg kali ni dia bukan perform sorang diri, ada guitarist, ada bassist, pendek kata ada band. Tapi poyo dia aku maafkan sebab poyo semulajadi yg menjadi. Akim poyo? Kayu mana blh poyo. Nak dekat ngan Din n Enha pon takut

Ke-sexcited- an: Aku teruja nak tgk Akim nyanyi lagu ni sebab aku tau lagu ni susah, even Rich sendiri pon sumbang, kekadang la. Tapi kesexcitedtan aku tros terbantut bila dia bukak mulut sebut 'aurora,aurora' tuh, tros dia sumbang. Dia pon pancit n nampak panik, maybe sebab dia kenot keep up dgn geng Estranged. Bab Aril laks, performance dia mmg excited abis, but very very predictable dia akan slide camtu

Aril: Poyo, check, Exciting, check
Akim: Kayu, check, Malu, check

Now let's move on to our next pair

Hafiz vs Claudia
They both sung songs from Kristal

Hafiz: Pak Belalang
Claudia: Keindahan pantai

Ke-poyo-an: Claudia claudia, ko memang poyo masa nyanyi lagu ni, ko ingat lagu ni bab sebut 'zaizaizai' je ker? Sori beb, x menjadi ko nyanyi lagu ni. Hafiz pulak sgt comel n sesuai nyanyi lagu ni, x poyo x gedik x over, so kira safe la, tapi Hafiz xleh peform bersma Kristal lagi, x ngam laaa

Ke-sexcited-an: Well, aku hanya excited bila Lan nyanyi, kira tulun backup derang. Lagu2 tu femes sgt kenapa korang x pandai amek kesempatan dgn sedlmdlmnya? Ahhhhh, Lan sebbaik rambut ko cantik walaupon x tanggal extension dr ABP hari tu

Hafiz: Comel pakai cekak, check, x pancit, check
Claudia: Zaizaizaizai, check, kelainan n x malu, check

Kesimpulan: Lan outshine both of them

Now, our 3rd couple, girl power

Isma vs Aishah
They both sung songs from Cokelat

Isma: Salah
Aishah: Segitiga

Ke-poyo-an: Dua2 poyo laa, sebab dua dua boleh nyanyi. Poyo+konfiden equal AFundi. Kalau mcm ni selalu, gerenti ke anak 10 pon org vote, ke final punya

Ke-sexcited-an: Aishah is more fun to watch sebab dia cheeky n sweet, sesuai ngan lagu ni walaupon suara dia bukan alternatif punya style. Rambut br dia memang comel, tapi kalau mingu depan dpt lagu Ramlahram, masih comel kah rambut itu?

Isma: Suara x mcm siti dis time, check, konfiden, check
Aishah: Rambut br sgt sesuai, check, baju comel tp x selesa, check
Konsisten: Dua dua dpt 'rite', :p

Our last couple memang sesuai letak last sebab memang last laaa

Yazid vs Ghaud
They both sung songs from Lefthanded

Kalau dah dpt lagu otai, nyanyi la bersunguhsungguh, ni tidak, rasa cam nak tido jeee

Ke-sexcited-an: Ahhhhhhhhhh, plssssssssss, sebbaik aku kat konsert, kalau kat umah mau aku tukar cenel lain, x excited weiiiiiiiii, borink, suram, kelam, walau Qhaud improve dr segi vocal, tapi dr segi persembahan, u kabir zero laaaaaa. Yazid laks, omgggggggg, bila la ko nak di vote out ni, lagu sebegitu hebat ponnn ko mati, &8^45^7^$$8#2#5

Ke-poyo-an: Dua dua poyo sebab x pandai amek peluang, sila la sukarela kuar nxweek k

* dewan makin penuh, kerusi dah x cukup, poster dah makin byk, kalah pilihanraya

Nak tgk gambar, sila klik sana: Linggg

Aku tgk Tomok yg tertransformasi, bkn bdkbdk AF, hmmm

Quick rant:

Tonite am going to Sri Pentas 2, to watch OIAM3, to give my 50/50 support, apsal separuh separuh laks, sebabnya half tuk Tomok, half tuk Amylea, hehe

N to my dearest JD from PopShuvit, sorry i can't make it 2nite, my car broke down, have to follow my frenz to OIAM3, goodluck wit ur performance, Oh Sizuka we'll meet again :)

Eh luper, tomorrow, am going to Konsert AF7
Am rooting for Akim, Hafiz, Claudia n Aishah

xoxo

* i still cont the earthhour prog... every nite at 8-9pm i will switch off the idiotbox, because there are a lot of idiot politicians

D-e-m-a-m tajuk lagu baru Diddy :p

Hahaha, mana ader lagu nih, mentang2 lah lagulagu Diddy semua satu perkataan jer kan, i.e Saat, Hilang, Suda..

Demam demam demam

Sekarang musim demam, saya pon terkena virus demam, teringin nak makan nasi bubur ikan gelama sungai bakar, read: ikan gelama sungai

Dulu org ckp bila je , demam AF, lani demam politik dan mcm2 demam

Laz 2-3 days, fever saya naik bila saya paper yg sebenarnya si Sufiah Yusof tu kena sampuk/guna2 sebab tu dia jadik cik sund mcm tuh, haih saya tros demam, baca tajuk pon tros nak pitam ni kan pulak nak baca isi kandungan, mcm sdkt x logik

Kalau mcm tu cikpons yg saya g round kat Lrg Hj Taib tu kena sampuk antu apa ek? antu kopek maybe

Pastu nak ilangkan demam saya p makan kat Restoran Puteri tempat si Erra Fazira langsungkan kenduri kawin dia. Saya order tomyam campur * wajib, kailan ikan masin, kerabu perut, air 100 plus *ok saya tau air tu x ngam n lompat tikam sbg pencuci mulut

Bila mkanan sampai very the sexcited nak makan, bila makan, saya takterkata kata. Hmmm, salah demam aku kot makanan ni x rasa menarik spt yg EE gembar gemburkan, so saya tanya co pilot saya, dia pon ckp x rasa pepe

Tomyam campur mmg menarik, sebab lauk x campur yg campur hanya sayur, kobis bunga putih n hijau/brokoli, cili pon hijau n merah, hah campur la tu kan

Bila nak byr saya tanya cashier suda tgk ka anak EE+EF, 'sudaaa kak, sudaaaa', 'putih dan comel babynya' Ooo dah tgk la yer, 'bapak tunjuk fotonya'

Bammm, saya bertambah demam, gaya cashier tu bercerita seolah olah dia tgk baby tu secara 'live'

Satu lagi yg saya perasan semua org demam Engku Alessya tatau eja btol ke salah

Semua speku timbul, baby tu panjang, putih, cantik mcm EF hensem mcm EE, besar nanti jadi pelakon, penyanyi, playboy.playgirl ok sila senyap abby

Kita nantikan saja la filem mana dia akan berlakon nanti , opsss, majalah mana nanti

Sudah sudah la psl demam baby ni nak citer psl demam tivi pulak

Demam ni semua org kena n satu orang suda sembuhhh

Orang yg suda sembuh tu yg dpt pangkat yg di idamidamkan, dah lama dia demam tu lebih2 lagi dr tahun 1999

Well, dis time rakyat yg demam btol2 kena pakai seatback belakang sebab kali ni kita naik Ferrari bukan naik Kancil lagi * xpaham? aku pon x paham

Saya suka TiubAwak, awak suka tak tiubsaya?

Assalamualaikum

Sorry for not updating

Baru sampai kota metropolitan selepas 5 hari menghirup udara segar di kampung * rindu kampunggg, T-T

Speaking of hirup udara, i think i like to put it as 'hidu/bau' udara, sebab it's weird la to hirup udara, kalau hirup air ke sup ke make sense jugak kan, haha, nvm leiii

One of my so so solid reason y am not updating so frequently, is YOUTUBE!!

Yes utube,

I glued to utube, kesimpulannya i am a big fan

Nak cari video apa pon boleh, semua ader, since my kind opis do not provide me a speaker, i have to d/l those vid n watch it at home

This time i wanna share my fav utube stars

What i like bout them are, they're normal people with normal daily job but with huge talent, that's BIG ok,


Ok let's start wit our beauty star: Michelle Phan

Her videos are about makeup tutorial

She provide easy-to-follow techniques and penggunaan brg2 makeup yg minimal n berpatutan
One thing for sure i like bout her videos is, the way she 'blend' her voice, video/picture/text/graphic n background music

Tak mcm org lain, sambil makeup sambil ckp lepas tu siap brag pulak

'Ooo, M.A.C eyeliner is easy to apply, but i ran out of it, so i used Nars dis time'

blah la wei

Ok, here's my fav: Makeup for glasses



Ok bila dah pandai makeup tu apa lagi, sila melaram or lepas geram

Rakamla apa yg anda pandai lakukan spt cth video di bwh ini


Our 2nd star is: Rin on the Rox

* Their utube a/c has been suspended due to violation n copyright apa jadah tah

Rin on the Rox consists of two great pinoy lady. They live in USA n work as waitress at chinese restaurant.

Erin is on the left n Roxanne is on the right. No, they are not a twin, they r just bestie who likes to sing in bathroom,n they'r taken, sorry guyss

They have appeared on Ellen's and their vidoes is the most subsribe in music category

My fav: Us againts the world



Video dah tgk, sekarang nak rakam sendiri la pulak nyanyian

Alih2 x sedap, ader yg kutuk. Xpe xpe, sekarang ni kita bukan saja boleh menaip tuk lepas perasaan, kite je boleh ber vlog


Our 3rd Rantingbukan ranting pokok Queen is: CommunityChannel/Natalie

Natalie, i respectsuspek u

She recorded her videos in public n all the characters played by her, xde malu langsung heh
It's my honour to give u an Oscar for ur rambling acting skill, boleh kalah pelakon pelakon sedia ada
Her accent is sexy, she pronounce 'tuesday' as 'cheeseday', haha, funny but yet sexxyy

Dear friends, pls enjoy the video

CommunityChannel: I can dance




* Kadok, tahniah sudah jadi daddy

Get ur ass out from here!!

Sekadar gambar hiasan. Dia seorang doktor, anda bagaimana, penagihkah? Credit: Izyan

Dis is an extended thread for my previous entry

Sumone is not happy with my argument bout orientation yg belok

For me, kalau x setuju, don't jejak or dun type my blog url kat IE, firefox, google chrome or watvea ass ur using

Did i suruh everybody in the whole world to setuju wit me?

NO

Nada

Yilek - btol ke eja? belasah

Kalau org x kacau kita, jgn la kita susah2 nak kaco org, kalau nak kaco gak cuba la p kacau gulai masa maulidulrasul hari tuh, dpt gak pahala

Or kalau xde keja selain sibuk psl org, duk kutuk org, p la wat keje kebajikan kat SPCA ke, MAKNA ke, kutip derma tuk pembinaan masjid ke skolah pondok, plg tidak pon, kalau xde keje, wat bdo saje, easy

Or shud i send these kind of peps to TimorLeste, biar kena cencang idop2, baru la mati syahid kan

Last few weeks, masa i bersiap nak p keje, ader satu perbualan between a caller n KakVee SuriaFM

Caller: KakVee ni lelaki ke perempuan? duh

KakVee: I dilahirkan lelaki tapi berhatikan wanita *kelaszz KakVee berani mati jawapan dia

as if, kalau org tanya i

Si retard: Abby, u pakai baju size apa ek?

Aku: I wear XL, how bout u? Ass/S?

Bak kata Saniboey, Keep It Cool!!!!

susah susah aje

Adam Lambert is gay? So What?

I marah nih, marah nih (imagine muka i tgh marah)bolehkah?

Credit: FOX and google images

So what? what the fucking big fuss bout his orientation? for me as long as he can sing, i dun really care bout other things

My BFF is gay, i love him wit all my heart. He always will be my shoulder to cry on and the one dat i can count in any situation


I love reading 'Gays' blogs, ImahFM, Meriahuoll, Fiebie, ok, they are more to drag queen, but they are successfull and 'colourful' compared to y'all straigh8!!

What about Perez Hilton and Ellen Degeneres? btol ke aku eja nama Ellen tuh, belasah...
I envy them.

Do i need to list all of them here?

Sure not

Nanti ader yg borong dildo pulak lepas nih

I marah ni marah nih.....

Apa kata kite p beli makeup
Pastu makeup smoky eyes aka make up hantu



Pastu boleh la kite g gig
Menyengal ngan Frequency Cannon
Rawk On




Disclaimer: I'm not gay yet alhamdulillah